4 Things

4 CELEBRITIES THAT I DO NOT FIND ATTRACTIVE (So Stop Trying to Tell Me They Are)
1. Matthew McConaughey
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Tom Cruise
4. Mariah Carey

4 PLACES I WILL NEVER LIVE
1. Yugoslavia
2. Darfur
3. Iraq
4. Iowa

4 THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
1. Law & Order: SVU
2. The Office (vs the BBC version)
3. Coke Zero
4. “American Woman” by Lenny Kravitz

4 PEOPLE I WOULD TAKE TO DINNER
1. Brett Favre
2. George Clooney
3. Oprah
4. Steve Carrell

4 TIMES I BOUGHT INTO THE "HYPE"
1. Soprano’s
2. TCBY
3. American Idol
4. Minivans (actually, to be clear – this was NOT me. I will blame it on Bill)

4 TIMES I DID NOT BUY INTO THE "HYPE"
1. Quentin Tarantino
2. The Bachelor – never seen a single one
3. Self-tanning lotions
4. The South Beach Diet

4 SONGS THAT I AM SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT I THOROUGHLY ENJOY
1. Take Me Home, Country Roads – John Denver
2. Have a Drink on Me - ACDC
3. Follow Me – Uncle Kracker
4. Anything by Weird Al Yankovich

4 HAMBURGERS I ADORE
1. McDonalds plain old simple cheese burger…the skinny ones with hardly any meat. Weird, I know.
2. Millside Tavern (local bar – awesome burgers)
3. Red Robin
4. Bill’s Burger (homemade secret concoction by my hubby the grill-master)

I WOULD WALK ACROSS A DANGEROUS INTERSECTION TO SLAP THESE 4 PEOPLE
1. Tom Cruise
2. Howard Stern
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. Ann Coulter (OMG, my blood pressure just shot up while typing that name)

4 IRRATIONAL FEARS THAT OCCASIONALLY AND UNSUSPECTINGLY POP INTO MY MIND
1. Death by shark attack
2. Somebody crouching in the dark behind my car seat and waiting for me to get in
3. Car breaking down along I-94 in downtown Mpls at night when I’m alone and without a cell phone.
4. Under-cooked chicken



...you are all "it".