Blurry, fuzzy, double vision

This is a synopsis of Will's eye doctor appointment yesterday:

Hi Will, good to see you. How have you been doing?
I can't see too good.
Really? Far away or close up?
Both.
Wow. How long has this been going on?
For awhile.
Do you ever get itchy eyes?
Yes.
Do you ever get watery eyes?
Yes.
Do you ever get blurry eyes?
Yes.
Does your vision every get fuzzy?
Yes.
Do you ever have double vision?
Sometimes.

As this conversation goes on (and on...), I'm totally laughing to myself! That little turkey wanted a new pair of glasses and apparently will do whatever it takes to get them. After I assured the eye doctor of his ulterior motive, his eyes turned out just fine. He needed a slightly stronger lens, developed a bit of astigmatism, and is anxiously awaiting his new, cool glasses.